Conservative Mythology

I often visit Snopes, the Urban Legends Reference site. Snopes deals with those legends that circulate (mostly by email these days) about freakish fatalities, hidden smut in Disney films, food contamination scares, computer viruses, and of course, politics.

I was just looking at the Snopes Top 25, a list of the most active and widely circulated urban legends on the net. Out of 25, 17 had no noticeable political content. There were a handful of telephone scam and virus rumors, a couple of bits about prepared carrots and onions, the Microsoft email giveaway, and that old one about Bob Keeshan (Captain Kangaroo) fighting on Iwo Jima. The other 8 all had significant political content and a decided slant. They were all items that would raise the blood pressure of conservatives. They were all false, or else a bit of truth twisted to extract the opposite conclusion from it.

There are two items about bills that were introduced by individual congressmen with no cosponsors and no hope of getting out of committee, one about handgun registration and another about a transaction tax. Both were misrepresented in the email tsunami as promoted by the Democratic leadership and moments from passing.

There was one about President Obama supposedly exempting Muslims from the mandatory insurance provision of the health care reform law. The law doesn’t exempt any religion by name, and follows existing Social Security Administration guidelines on exempting conscientious religious objectors who have shown an ongoing practice of taking care of their own. The Amish make the cut, Muslims, not so much. Myth again.

There is one conservative leaning commentary correctly attributed to writer and actor Ben Stein (with phony additions), and a rabid xenophobic rant falsely attributed to Bill Cosby.

There’s an old joke about someone thinking that cattle guards (metal rails set in the ground) are uniformed human beings. It is presented as fact, with (you guessed it) the Obama administration as the butt. President Obama is also falsely accused of inviting hundreds of thousands of Palestinians to immigrate to the U.S.

There was also a piece that twisted a tax provision of the health care legislation. The tax would only kick in on the portion of yearly capital gains that exceeded $250,000 per person, but the email made it seem as if every home sale would get taxed. Myth again.

Check out the Snopes page covering those uber-forwarded emails about Barack Obama. Notice that the vast majority of them are both critical of him and false, and that the few true ones are either benign or irrelevant.

I won’t say that all the political urban myths I’ve seen are slanted to the right. George Bush and Sarah Palin take their lumps. However, a reasonably close observation of the genre tells me that the current runs hard in that direction. There is a saying, on the left, of course, that reality has a liberal bias. From reviewing urban legends I’d have to propose the corollary; that contemporary mythology has a conservative bias.



Two Crimes

This is old news, but I’d like to call your attention to two men who committed crimes and were sentenced back at the beginning of 2009.

The first is Roy Brown, a homeless man from Shreveport Louisiana. He walked into a local bank, put his hand under his coat to mimic a gun, and demanded money. He rejected the pile of cash the teller offered him and took one $100 bill, saying that he was hungry and needed money for a place to sleep. He then turned himself in the next day, saying that his mother didn’t raise him that way. He was convicted of bank robbery and sentenced to 15 years in prison.

The second is Christian Milton, an executive at American International Group, the international insurance firm that we bailed out with our tax money. Mr. Milton engaged in a back-room scheme that defrauded AIG stockholders out of $500 million. Milton, a company vice president, committed securities fraud when he cut a secret deal with General Re Corp. to falsely inflate the asset value of AIG. He then lied about it to the Securities and Exchange Commission. The judge agreed with the prosecutor that Milton had known that the deal was a scam and had shown no remorse. Milton was sentenced to…wait for it…4 years in prison.

Homeless, hungry, ashamed, and honest: $100 gets you 15 years

Rich, sleazy, brazen, and dishonest: $500 million gets you 4 years

For many bank executives, fraud to the tune of $500 billion gets you a pat on the back and a million dollar bonus. Roy Brown’s story is enough to make me weep all by itself, but set next to the crimes of the financial elite it makes me smoldering angry.

One of the themes of the financial crisis has been accountability. One entity after another fobbed off the risk of bad mortgages to the next buyer down the line. Once it all went crash, the banks responsible got bailed out by their former employees in the Bush administration. The bankers responsible kept their jobs, received bonuses, and avoided prosecution in all but a handful of cases. Like those periodic harsh buzzing noises on the radio that herald a test of the emergency broadcast system, this is a test of the American justice system. So far, it is failing.

“Laws are like cobwebs, for if any trifling or powerless thing fall into them they hold it fast; while if it were something weightier it would break through them and be off”

Solon (Athenian Statesman, 636?-558? BCE), as quoted by Diogenes Laertius

A Unit of Perspective

Most people don’t seem to grasp the scale of the energy problems we face. In an idle moment I thought of an energy related unit that might bring it home for people. I call it the Biomass Acre Year, or BAY.

My thinking was prompted by a line from James Kunstler’s book, The Long Emergency. Almost as an aside, he mentions that a single squirt of charcoal lighter fluid is equivalent to the amount of sunlight that fell on a fern for seven years, some millions of years ago.

How does our energy use compare to the sunlight falling on an acre of forest in a year? I’m thinking in terms of the amount of usable biomass actually produced. It would depend on the amount of sunlight, which changes with location, and the efficiency with which the forest transforms that sunlight, along with carbon from the atmosphere, into woody biomass. I will also consider the practical problem of the energy required to extract the biomass from the forest, and the percentage of the total biomass that we can extract without damaging the forest.

The starting point is sunlight. In Vermont a square meter of earth receives about 1360 kilowatt-hours of solar energy in a year. I looked through various sources of information on photosynthetic conversion efficiency and came up with an average of 0.5%. This means that roughly half a percent of that solar energy ends up captured as wood. Our impressive 1360 kWh becomes 6.8 kWh. At 4,047 square meters per acre, we get 27,520 (I’m rounding off) kWh per acre per year. That converts to 93,902,000 BTU.

Of course, we can’t extract all of that – it would kill the forest. The rule of thumb for a well managed hardwood forest is that one can sustainably extract a cord of wood per year per acre. A cord of hardwood contains roughly 20 million BTUs, so that gives a ratio of 4.7 to one. I’ll be slightly conservative and round that up to 5:1. That reduces our output per acre/year to 18,780,400 BTU.

But wait, there’s more! It takes energy to get energy. That theoretical wood can’t be burned in place to get energy. It has to be felled, processed, and transported. I looked up numbers for the energy return on investment (EROI) of wood chip production, a mode of use popular for large scale biomass use. I found numbers between 24 and 28 to 1, meaning that 1 unit of energy invested gets us an average of 26 units of biomass energy at the woodchip burning facility. We net 25 units, in this case 18,058,076 BTU. I’ll round that down to 18 million BTU, and call it a VTBAY, or Vermont Biomass Acre Year.

How to apply this? Let’s say you have a car that gets 25 miles per gallon and you decide to drive from somewhere in Vermont to Boston and back, a round trip of 500 miles. You will have expended 20 gallons of gasoline at 115,000 BTU per gallon, or 2.3 million BTU. That is 0.127 VTBAY. One trip to Boston has sucked up the equivalent output of an acre of Vermont forest for about 47 days.

An average American drives 13,500 miles annually in a car that gets 21 mpg. That’s 73.9 million BTU, or 4.1 VTBAY. Just to bring it back down to basics, a gallon of gasoline is equivalent to 2.3 VT Biomass Acre Days (VTBAD) and a gallon of diesel or #2 fuel oil is 2.6.

The embodied energy numbers (the energy used in manufacturing) I find for automobiles vary between 138 and 255 million BTUs. That is 7.7 to 14 VTBAY.

An interesting article in Low Tech Magazine estimates the embodied energy of computers. The rough ratio the author found is 12:1, meaning 12 pounds (or kilos) of fossil fuel are needed to manufacture 1 pound (or kilo) of computer. A gallon of diesel weighs about 7.2 pounds, so every 9.6 ounces of computer has the equivalent of a gallon of diesel embodied in it. A six pound laptop computer is equivalent to 10 gallons of diesel or 26 VTBAD. Call it a month.

And the electricity to power that laptop? According to the Energy Information Agency, an average American household uses just over 11,000 kilowatt hours annually. That’s a hair over 2 VTBAY. Of course, if we were trying to convert that biomass equivalent to electricity by burning it in a wood chip power plant we only get 25% of that energy as electricity, increasing the impact to 8 VTBAY. That is, an average household would require 8 acres of well managed forest to keep it powered up with wood chip fueled electricity.

I could go on like this, but the acres are piling up. The point of this exercise is to give some idea of the relationship between our demands for energy and the amount produced by nature. So far, just for a car (lasting 7 years), a year’s gasoline supply, a laptop, and electricity, our average American needs 13-plus acres. We haven’t dealt with a house and its contents or the fuel to heat it, or workplace energy. In a previous essay I calculated that it would require all 25 million acres of our northeastern hardwood forest, perfectly managed for firewood, to replace the #2 heating oil now burned in the northeast. Obviously, that can’t happen, and it doesn’t account for the propane, natural gas, and electricity.

The answer is less. We need to do what we do with less material and less energy, and by a significant margin in order to be sustainable. Sure, there are renewable energy sources that are more spatially efficient than biomass, but they have their own costs. We will not be able to pour magic renewable pixie dust in our fuel tanks and just keep driving. This is the proverbial third rail of politics: asking Americans to exercise restraint. Luckily, I am not running for political office. I am saying: Reduce your “acreage” now, because nature will be crowding you in the future, like it or not.

O’Donnell, Birol, and Rao

I don’t have an overarching theme this time, just a few unrelated items for your perusal.

First, a post mid-term election suggestion for President Obama. In the spirit of bipartisanship, he should bring Tea Party favorite, failed senatorial candidate, and former anti-Onanism campaigner Christine O’Donnell into his administration. Her new position: anti-masturbation czar. Given the Republican House and the barely Democratic Senate, she should have her hands full (oops, sorry) for the next two years.

It’s going to resemble Northern Ireland in the 70s up on Capitol Hill – nothing but bomb-throwing and invective until both sides sink to their knees from simple exhaustion. Don’t expect anything substantive from them till after January 21^st, 2012. I’ll be happy if they just keep the government open for business till then.

On the energy front, Fatih Birol, the chief economist for the International Energy Agency, has said it. In an interview with National Geographic, he said “The age of cheap oil is over.” This wouldn’t be a noteworthy statement from James Kunstler or, for that matter, myself. An army of commentators have pointed out the limited nature of our planetary oil resources and the flattening oil production curve. The IEA, however, has been a locus of cheerful optimism, consistently projecting robust increases in production – which they then have to walk back when production disappoints.

In its latest report, the IEA even validates peak oil, and puts the peak of conventional crude production in the past. According to their report, conventional crude oil, the kind we drill for and get out of the ground as actual oil, peaked at 70 million barrels a day in 2006, and will never hit that point again. This doesn’t mean that “oil” production peaked in 2006, the quotes signifying the ersatz nature of a percentage of our supply. Tar sands, heavy oil, natural gas liquids, and biofuels will make up the difference, according to the IEA. The problem with these sources is that they consume more energy in their production than conventional crude, and cost more. In the case of tar sands, there is also the devastation of the environment around the production area to be considered.

The IEA doesn’t predict a total liquids peak until 2025 at the earliest, with production peaking at 99 million barrels a day. Consider their record of optimistic overshoot and plan accordingly. Really, it is a stunner when this organization even acknowledges the concept of peak oil, much less putting a date on it.

On the happy side of life, there is http://www.ribbonfarm.com . A man named Venkatesh Rao, who is an information systems wonk at Xerox, writes said blog. Venkat seems to possess, like Marvin the Android, a brain the size of a planet. His writing centers around the intersection of human behavior, business organization, and morality. With digressions, of course. He is always interesting, and sometimes mind-blowing. There are essays of his that I have reread three times just to get the last bit of juice out of them. This bit you are reading right now took longer than usual to write because I got sidetracked by rereading an essay on the concept of legibility.

I would especially recommend his essays on the Gervais principles of organizational behavior. (Parts One, Two, Three, and Four) He uses the popular sitcom The Office as a basis for exploring the essentially dysfunctional nature of the modern cube farm. I was about to start citing some other essays of his, but I wouldn’t know where to stop. Venkat also has an email list called “Be Slightly Evil,” wherein he explores the superior morality of being, well, slightly sociopathic. 

Venkat’s blog makes me say “I never thought of it that way,” and sometimes, “That is an utterly new concept for me.” Do a few mental warm-up exercises and drop by.



Rove on the Stand

Little known fact: Karl Rove was served with a subpoena on October 24^th to testify under oath at a hearing scheduled for this morning, November 1^st, in Columbus Ohio. 

The charges are racketeering, money laundering, and conspiracy, in connection with his American Crossroads fund and the Chamber of Commerce funneling money into campaigns in Ohio.

According to the linked article above, both CNN and CBS had cameras rolling as Rove was served, on his way to a television appearance. The author of the article notes a near-blackout in the commercial media on this story. You’d think that Karl Rove being nailed in the street by a process server, with felony charges looming, would elicit a glimmer of interest in the news media. You’d be wrong.

 As Bob Fitrakis and Harvey Wasserman say in their article on Huffington Post, stay tuned.