Political Suicide, or Minor Heretic calls the election in May

It’s official: The Vermont Democratic Party would rather see Republican Governor Jim Douglas reelected than give Progressive Anthony Pollina a chance at the office. Democratic Speaker of the House Gaye Symington has declared her candidacy.
Sitting governors in Vermont are more likely to be abducted by aliens after being hit by lightning while redeeming a winning lottery ticket than to be defeated in an election. Nevertheless, Pollina had at least a forlorn hope as long as he was in the field solus. With the entry of Symington, the left hand side of the electorate will be split. Jim Douglas can recite his empty mantra of “affordability” till November and, unless filmed in a motel room doing something unnatural, will stroll away with the election. He can start working on his victory speech now.
I would love to have been a fly on the wall at the relevant top level Vt. Democratic Party strategy session. What were they thinking? Perhaps they saw the gubernatorial race as a lost cause anyway, so why not pitch the retiring Symington onto the upraised spears? It would keep Pollina and the Progressives from getting too major league, and prep Symington on the statewide stage for when Douglas retires. Are they actually deluded enough to think that she has a chance in a left-split race? Is it a misguided attempt at retaining party credibility merely by having someone in the running? Do they simply prefer an enemy to the right in the Governor’s office rather than an enemy to the left? Is their reasoning loony beyond my powers of imagination? Are they just dim?
I should note that I have nothing against Gaye Symington per se. Anyone who seeks the leadership of the junior high school and sausage mill that is the Vermont House has my wary admiration. I am sure she would make a better governor than Jim Douglas, but that is damning with faint praise. One of my mother’s aging pet poodles would be an improvement. They occasionally do something useful, such as chasing squirrels off the feeder.
Anthony Pollina, although a long shot, is interesting. (Full disclosure: Your Minor Heretic sent him some grocery money) He rings all the right bells: Single payer health care, serious investment in energy efficiency and renewable energy, holding the owners of our nuclear plant accountable, and supporting the local farm economy. These are often contentious issues, so I am not sanguine about his chances against a man who has spent his career successfully not offending people.
But I digress…
The point is, the Vermont Democratic Party and the Vermont Progressive Party have to start cooperating, unless they want to have Jim Douglas vetoing everything intelligent and useful for the next six-plus years. That means having a summit every two years and deciding which party gets a crack at the big office. In other countries political parties make deals and alliances all the time. The Democrats have to give up two-party thinking and the Progressives have to get a little political dirt on their pure white consciences.
Instant runoff voting (IRV), where voters get to rank candidates according to preference, would solve the left-split problem. Of course, it would guarantee a non-Republican governor for the foreseeable future and put the Progressives on an even footing with the Democrats, so good luck with passing that.
In the meantime, I am preparing for another two years without a statewide health insurance program, without assurance that Entergy will clean up its nuclear waste, and without a realistic energy policy. I am gritting my teeth and readying myself for two more legislative sessions of vetoes and anemic compromises accompanied by the dull murmur of Douglas’s press conferences. We don’t have time for this kind of screwing around, but Symington and the Democrats have condemned us to it.
Congratulations, Governor.