Entries by Minor Heretic (337)

Friday
Apr062007

Learning the ways of their fathers

Sometimes the irony is so thick that it ceases to be irony. One might call it a case of single entendre. The University of Vermont College Republicans club has been shut down by the Student Government Association for defaulting on a loan.

Fiscal irresponsibility by Republicans….hmmm.

It gets better. The young conservatives borrowed $7,000 to pay for an appearance by former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, but attendance at the event was far less than they expected. They were left with a balance of $6,548. Apparently there were few people willing to pony up real money to hear Mr. Family Values talk about how he cheated on his wife while pursuing the impeachment of Bill Clinton. The real irony about this, however, is that Gingrich was one of the advocates of an amendment to the Constitution requiring a balanced federal budget. Of course, the Bush administration has been swiping the national credit card in a frenzy that exceeds even the Reagan years.

What adds richness to the story (published by the Vermont Cynic) is the president of the College Republicans, Heather Baldyga, speaking in a feckless, no-fault, passive voice:

"We were not able to pay back SGA because there was little or no effort to fundraise in the past few semesters. It is also difficult to fundraise for a Republican organization around here, because we don't have many fans in this area," Baldyga said. (H. Note: Governor Jim Douglas managed somehow)

The derecognition did not come as a big surprise to Baldyga. "I was aware that we would more than likely be derecognized some point during the semester," she said.

"It is upsetting because alumni worked very hard to get this club started less than six years ago, and now it no longer exists due to a lack of funds. It is a shame that we were not able to repay the debt," Baldyga said.

Aw, gee, and whose fault was that? Apparently, nobody’s. As they say at the Attorney General’s Office, “Mistakes were made.”

And where will the defaulted $6,548, now in the pocket of Newt Gingrich, come from? It will be involuntarily extracted from the pockets of every student on campus, of course.

Let’s review the process:

1) Borrow money
2) Pay a wealthy Republican to perform a service for other Republicans
3) Let the debt slide
4) Ignore warnings
5) Deflect responsibility
6) Make everybody else pay for your mistake

The UVM College Republicans should get an “A” in Neoconservative Management Practices 101. Too bad for them that the market for that skill set is starting to diminish.

Wednesday
Mar282007

Just around the corner

I just visited an old friend who is a collector of odd things. On a shelf in his kitchen he has two boxes of Millennios, a commemorative version of Cheerios put out in 1999 for the popular millennium (As opposed to the calendar millennium, 2001, or the true millennium, 1997. I don’t want to get into it right now.). On the side panel of the box there is a set of fill-in-the-blanks predictions.

A brief selection:

By the year ____, scientists will have developed special suits that will allow people to fly.

The Boston Red Sox will win the World Series in ____.

We will be able to teleport people and objects in the year ____.

It was interesting to see that in 1999 the Red Sox winning the Series was as improbable as flying suits or Star Trek style teleportation. Five years later, on October 27, 2004, the Sox did it in a four game sweep against the St. Louis Cardinals.

On Monday, Ian Paisley, the hard-line leader of the Protestant Democratic Unionist Party, sat down with former IRA member Martin McGuinness to begin working out the details of power sharing in Northern Ireland between Sinn Fein and the DUP. Even a few years ago, who would have thought that “No surrender” Paisley would have a cordial face to face meeting with one of his sworn enemies? After much struggle and many setbacks, it looks as if Northern Ireland might have a lasting peace.

It reminds me of my visit to Berlin, both East and West, in 1988. I went from Austria to West Berlin through East Germany, watching machine gun toting guards patrolling around the train when it stopped. My friends and I went through Checkpoint Charlie into East Berlin for the day. It was a 40-year time warp from modern concrete, stainless and glass buildings to brick walls still showing bullet pockmarks and buildings left bombed out. An East German we met said goodbye some 300 yards from the wall, for fear of being shot if he strayed closer. It seemed as if the wall would be there for the next hundred years. It fell within a year.

I write about these events because I sense despair around me. George Bush looks impeachment-proof. The occupation of Iraq drags on and the death toll rises, while the Democrats put up a generally feeble opposition. The White House uses our constitution like so much toilet paper. Global warming inexorably advances as SUV’s drive past the brightly lit McMansions. And so on, and so on, with no letup.

Well, imagine being an East Berliner in 1988, a resident of Omagh in Northern Ireland in 1998, or a citizen of Red Sox Nation in 2003. That could be where we are in 2007. Chin up. Keep going.

Thursday
Mar082007

Small town, big issue

I live in a small town in Vermont. Last night I went to Town Meeting, a yearly institution around here when all those interested voters show up at the town hall (or school gym, or wherever) to discuss and vote on the town budget, zoning rules, and other local business. Last night’s meeting was a special one – there was an item on the agenda to take all money issues out of town meeting and put them on the ballot. The advocates of this change insisted that it the ballot is more democratic that the meeting, because people can vote more easily than they can attend. Opponents objected that it would eliminate meaningful debate and our ability to adjust our policies. (This two sentence summary is an injustice to the actual debate.)

I should interject, for those of you who do not live in Vermont, that you have never seen a town meeting on TV, even though a journalist, elected official, or candidate may have called it that. I have seen the expression “national town meeting” used, which is as silly as the expression “national town.” A town meeting is not a candidate listening to random people expressing their opinions. It is the residents of an actual town assembling to discuss issues and make legally binding decisions about the policy, laws, and finances of the town.

I should also note that I recently drove across a wide swath of America, about 2,000 miles, stopping in several major cities across the southeast. The contrast with Vermont was startling. It wasn’t just the absence of real town centers, or the staggering traffic jams, or even the blight of strip mall sprawl. It was the anonymity, the isolation, and the selfish behavior. People drove like rats fighting over the last scrap of food. People blocked out the world with tinted windows and earphones. Nobody seemed to give a damn.

Last night the town hall was packed and overheated. Some people greeted each other with smiles and laughter, while others spoke solemnly and quietly to each other. There was pent up emotion showing in many faces. I was expecting a verbal death match.

The issue that precipitated both the high attendance and the proposed change was our annual donation to the regional library. The library is located in the largest town in the area and serves a handful of towns around it as well. The library people ask for money based proportionally on how many books are checked out by the residents of each town. These requests had been ramping up sharply along with library activity. I missed last year’s meeting, but in a fit of generosity, those attending voted extra money on top of the already increased amount. This fiscal extravagance tipped the scales and brought out the Australian ballot advocates.

In the end, after drawn out and passionate debate, town meeting survived by a two to one margin. Several spending items were then axed, and the library got less than it asked for. Given the emotional levels, people were remarkably polite and patient, even when people rambled on or wandered from the subject. Most speakers were steady, although some choked up, some had nervous and wavering voices, and others were loud and angry. The discussion was punctuated with occasional side comments and laughter.

That sets the scene, but what I am really interested in is something that Alexis de Tocqueville witnessed and wrote about during his travels in 19th century America. That is our sense of community. The word community is one of those sacred words in American culture, but one that has had its meaning twisted and drained over the years. I saw evidence of both its strength and its decline in that sweaty town hall last night.

Community. People need it the way we need carbohydrates and protein. We respect it. We use the word reverently. More and more, we seem to prefer the concept to the actuality. We don’t want to work for it and we don’t want to pay for it. Maybe it is prosperity and mobility. Maybe it is declining prosperity and diminishing free time. Maybe it is the toxic myth of absolute individualism, the narcissistic lullaby that oozes soothingly from our media.

Over and over last night I heard people say things such as “I use the library all the time,” or, “I never use the library.” A couple spoke movingly in support of funding for the local home health service – it had helped them when the husband’s mother was dying. For many people it seemed as if their opinion depended on whether a service helped them personally.

I have no children, and it is extremely doubtful I ever will. Roughly two thirds of my local tax bill pays for schools. Even so, I am not going to ask that only townspeople with children foot the bill. I suppose I could make a pragmatic argument that if Johnny can’t read or Jane can’t do math, then someday they will be a drag on the local economy and social services. I won’t. I pay my school taxes, if not with a smile, then with a sense of satisfaction. Why? Because a community takes care of its children.

We voted money for the local home health agency. My parents live in another part of the state. They will never need home health care around here. I may or may not need it myself someday. That’s not the point. A community takes care of its old people.

I check out a few books from the library now and then. Some people use it daily, some never. This is irrelevant. A library is one of the building blocks of a community, just like the roads, the schools, the fire station, and the water mains. Our pipes need to hold water, but so do our ideas.

We don’t each live alone on a desert island that happens to be part of a town. We are as connected and contiguous as our parcels of land. Even more so, because our lives overlap. Last night I saw that connection in the sometimes-strained civility of an impassioned debate. I saw it in the good humored conversations afterward between those who “won” and those who “lost.” I saw it in the town officials who work what amounts to an extra part time job for almost no pay. I also saw it seeping away in the selfish assumptions of people’s arguments and the occasional knowing manipulation of emotion or process. I saw our community wounded by people’s need to identify themselves not only by name but also by years of residency, either proudly or apologetically, as if that had moral weight. I heard the code words of class distinctions and political factions.

We can discuss and define and redefine the boundary between the rights of the individual and the rights of the community. That discussion, however, establishes that the community exists and has rights and needs of its own, beyond the rights of the individuals within it. Newcomer. Old-timer. White collar, blue collar, no collar. Ultra-conservative to radical. Aging bachelor, young couple, large family. We need each other.

“I have already shown, in several parts of this work, by what means the inhabitants of the United States almost always manage to combine their own advantage with that of their fellow citizens; my present purpose is to point out the general rule that enables them to do so. In the United States hardly anybody talks of the beauty of virtue, but they maintain that virtue is useful and prove it every day. The American moralists do not profess that men ought to sacrifice themselves for their fellow creatures because it is noble to make such sacrifices, but they boldly aver that such sacrifices are as necessary to him who imposes them upon himself as to him for whose sake they are made.” Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America, Book II, Chapter 8

Saturday
Feb032007

Something we left behind

I have been thinking about lack of eloquence of the people we elect to represent us, or, in the case of G.W. Bush, the people we almost elect, but not quite. When I listen to the news on the radio, I wince when one figure or another reels out a prepared statement so obviously crafted and repeated that I can visualize the wear marks on the diphthongs. These people pile euphemism on cliché and dip it in pabulum before daring to present it to the public. There is nothing a politician’s handlers fear more than the opportunity or necessity for spontaneous speech.

I should note that there are a number of clever high school students in debate teams who could embarrass our congressional leaders in a true academic confrontation. By debate I mean the establishment of a proposition, the presentation of arguments for and against it, and the rebuttal of opposing points. The alternating recitation of stump speech fragments is not a debate, even if the networks call it so.

This is not just a matter of my taste for true debate. The lack of substantive debate in the public eye allows sloppy thinkers with sloppy ideas to ascend to high office. They never have to deeply understand what they are talking about. They know that their opponents will be delivering entirely predictable statements in predictable venues, and that they will have time to prepare their carefully crafted, emotionally satisfying, entirely irrelevant responses.

Something we left behind when we parted company with the British Crown 230 years ago was the custom of Question Time. At first only written questions were submitted to the government, but by the late 19th century, the Prime Minister and the ministers in charge of his departments had to face direct verbal questioning.

From a fact sheet published by the British Parliament:

“Procedure at Question Time
Question Time currently takes place in the House of Commons at about 2.35pm on Mondays and Tuesdays, 11.35am on Wednesdays and 10.35am on Thursdays, after Prayers. In practice, the question period lasts about an hour on each of these days. Oral questions are not taken on Fridays.
The Speaker sets the process in motion by calling the Member whose question is first on the printed Order of Business. The Member stands up and says, "Number one, Mister Speaker". As the text of the question is set out on the Order of Business it is not necessary for the Member to read it out. To follow the proceedings clearly it is necessary to have a copy to hand. The Minister then answers the question. When the larger Departments, such as the Home Office or Trade and Industry, answer questions, the Secretary of State will be accompanied by several junior Ministers who will share the task of responding to Members.
Supplementaries
From that point further exchanges are unscripted. The Member who asked the original question is normally the first to be called to ask a follow-up question, or supplementary, on the same subject. When that supplementary has been answered by the Minister, the Speaker may call other Members to put supplementaries, usually alternating between the Government and Opposition sides of the House. Quite often, Members will rise from their seats in order to attract the Speaker’s attention. This is known as “catching the Speaker’s eye”.”

Watch the following video clip and try to visualize George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, or any senior U.S. politician avoiding utter humiliation in this exchange:

David Cameron, Conservative Party leader, questioning Prime Minister Tony Blair on the National Health Service

GW standing in for Tony Blair? It is beyond the power of my imagination.

This kind of debate, repeated four times a week, would filter out the human tape recorders that dominate our government. It would also make CSPAN a contender with Comedy Central. In order to survive an exchange like this a politician has to actually have an understanding of the issue at hand. Agree or disagree with Blair as you like, but you have to admit that he has significant mental firepower compared to our own leaders. With this kind of performance as a job requirement, low wattage bulbs like George wouldn’t even be considered as candidates, much less elected. Think of Question Time as a form of intellectual, if not ideological, quality control. Perhaps it isn’t too late to import the custom.

Wednesday
Jan242007

Cheney Under Oath?

My worst call of last year was allowing hope to cloud my reason and believe that Karl Rove was about to do the perp walk over the exposure of CIA operative Valerie Plame Wilson. A satisfying thought, but, alas, only Lewis “Scooter” Libby is on the hook, for perjury and obstruction of justice.

But wait, it seems that there is no honor among thieves. Libby’s lawyer has testified that Libby was concerned about being a scapegoat.

"They're trying to set me up. They want me to be the sacrificial lamb," attorney Theodore Wells said, recalling Libby's end of the conversation. "I will not be sacrificed so Karl Rove can be protected." I just have to quote that again: "I will not be sacrificed so Karl Rove can be protected." Doesn’t it give you a thrill? Rove hasn’t been indicted, but nevertheless, this resembles what is called a “cutthroat defense,” with two defendants accusing each other and claiming innocence. Wells also mentioned a note from Dick Cheney about the setup: "Not going to protect one staffer and sacrifice the guy that was asked to stick his neck in the meat grinder."

The list of probable witnesses includes an array of reporters, White House staffers, present and former CIA officials, Former Secretary of State Colin Powell, and even Dick Cheney. The concept of our Vice President, under oath, being questioned by Patrick Fitzgerald is enough to give me a warm, cozy feeling. I have discussed the prosecutor with a former NSA legal staffer who informed me that Fitzgerald takes perjury very personally and pursues perjurers with precision and intensity. Deadeye Dick will have to walk a very straight line with Mr. Fitzgerald. His testimony could expose a number of highly placed people to some unwanted public and prosecutorial attention.

Perhaps I was right all along, but just had bad timing? I can imagine Patrick Fitzgerald realizing that he didn’t have enough on Rove, but that getting Cheney and others on the stand under oath in the Libby case would give him enough material for another indictment. Right now this is only wishful thinking.

No matter. The Libby case will open a window on the internal workings of the White House in general and the Vice President’s office in particular. This won’t increase anyone’s respect for the morally challenged individuals therein. If this could stiffen the spines of congressional Democrats and distract the White House from attacking Iran or escalating in Iraq, I’m all for it.